Chi-Chi
You’ve been gone on your adventures for ages. Chi-Chi has been worried sick, and is ready to make sure she never has to go this long without seeing you again.
THIS CARD IS AVAILABLE IN TWO OPTIONS: BLANK ON THE INSIDE, OR WITH A MESSAGE READING “PLEASE NEVER HESITATE TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS.”
Perfect for: 90s kids, alien superheroes, ball fondlers
You’ve been gone on your adventures for ages. Chi-Chi has been worried sick, and is ready to make sure she never has to go this long without seeing you again.
THIS CARD IS AVAILABLE IN TWO OPTIONS: BLANK ON THE INSIDE, OR WITH A MESSAGE READING “PLEASE NEVER HESITATE TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS.”
Perfect for: 90s kids, alien superheroes, ball fondlers
You’ve been gone on your adventures for ages. Chi-Chi has been worried sick, and is ready to make sure she never has to go this long without seeing you again.
THIS CARD IS AVAILABLE IN TWO OPTIONS: BLANK ON THE INSIDE, OR WITH A MESSAGE READING “PLEASE NEVER HESITATE TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS.”
Perfect for: 90s kids, alien superheroes, ball fondlers
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- Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality A6-sized cardstock and shipped with a gold envelope.
- The physical versions of our greeting cards are free of any pixelated censorship.
- Our designs are made by US-based artists, using a variety of digital tools with loving attention to detail.
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Q: Is this for real?
A: It most certainly is. You can order these, and within a week you’ll have a hard… “copy” in hand.
Q: Is this ethical?
A: We’ve considered this very deeply, and have come to believe it is the most ethical possible form of consumption in our capitalist system.