Faye Valentine
The cloud of alcohol fumes and cigarette smoke aren’t gonna stop you.
This card is available in two options: blank on the inside, or with a message reading “To my #1 space cowboy, on this special day.”
Perfect for: 90s kids, heavy drinkers, mercenaries
The cloud of alcohol fumes and cigarette smoke aren’t gonna stop you.
This card is available in two options: blank on the inside, or with a message reading “To my #1 space cowboy, on this special day.”
Perfect for: 90s kids, heavy drinkers, mercenaries
The cloud of alcohol fumes and cigarette smoke aren’t gonna stop you.
This card is available in two options: blank on the inside, or with a message reading “To my #1 space cowboy, on this special day.”
Perfect for: 90s kids, heavy drinkers, mercenaries
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- Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality A6-sized cardstock and shipped with a gold envelope.
- The physical versions of our greeting cards are free of any pixelated censorship.
- Our designs are made by US-based artists, using a variety of digital tools with loving attention to detail.
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Q: Is this for real?
A: It most certainly is. You can order these, and within a week you’ll have a hard… “copy” in hand.
Q: Is this ethical?
A: We’ve considered this very deeply, and have come to believe it is the most ethical possible form of consumption in our capitalist system.