The Dom

$7.99

You’d thank god, but you’re not allowed to speak.

THIS CARD IS AVAILABLE IN TWO OPTIONS: BLANK ON THE INSIDE, OR WITH A MESSAGE READING “To my favorite bottom, on this special day.”

Perfect for: subs, kinksters, masochists

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You’d thank god, but you’re not allowed to speak.

THIS CARD IS AVAILABLE IN TWO OPTIONS: BLANK ON THE INSIDE, OR WITH A MESSAGE READING “To my favorite bottom, on this special day.”

Perfect for: subs, kinksters, masochists

You’d thank god, but you’re not allowed to speak.

THIS CARD IS AVAILABLE IN TWO OPTIONS: BLANK ON THE INSIDE, OR WITH A MESSAGE READING “To my favorite bottom, on this special day.”

Perfect for: subs, kinksters, masochists

  • - Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality A6-sized cardstock and shipped with a gold envelope.

    - The physical versions of our greeting cards are free of any pixelated censorship.

    - Our designs are made by US-based artists, using a variety of digital tools with loving attention to detail.

  • Q: Is this for real?

    A: It most certainly is. You can order these, and within a week you’ll have a hard… “copy” in hand.

    Q: Is this ethical?

    A: We’ve considered this very deeply, and have come to believe it is the most ethical possible form of consumption in our capitalist system.