The Maid
She just made the bed. You’re not going to mess it up, are you?
This card is available in two options: blank on the inside, or with a message reading “I couldn’t afford an actual sexy maid for your special day, but figured this will last longer anyway.”
Perfect for: people into classic fantasies, repressed people who would be uncomfortable in the presence a “real” sexy maid anyway
The physical version of this card is fully uncensored. Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality A6 cardstock and shipped with a metallic gold envelope.
She just made the bed. You’re not going to mess it up, are you?
This card is available in two options: blank on the inside, or with a message reading “I couldn’t afford an actual sexy maid for your special day, but figured this will last longer anyway.”
Perfect for: people into classic fantasies, repressed people who would be uncomfortable in the presence a “real” sexy maid anyway
The physical version of this card is fully uncensored. Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality A6 cardstock and shipped with a metallic gold envelope.
She just made the bed. You’re not going to mess it up, are you?
This card is available in two options: blank on the inside, or with a message reading “I couldn’t afford an actual sexy maid for your special day, but figured this will last longer anyway.”
Perfect for: people into classic fantasies, repressed people who would be uncomfortable in the presence a “real” sexy maid anyway
The physical version of this card is fully uncensored. Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality A6 cardstock and shipped with a metallic gold envelope.