The Naughty Maid
She just made the bed. You’re not even going to feel bad about messing it up.
This card is available in two options: blank on the inside, or with a message reading “I can’t help but make a mess when I’m with you.”
Perfect for: neat freaks, people who aren’t picky about how bodily fluids are managed in the bedroom
The physical version of this card is fully uncensored. Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality A6 cardstock and shipped with a gold envelope.
She just made the bed. You’re not even going to feel bad about messing it up.
This card is available in two options: blank on the inside, or with a message reading “I can’t help but make a mess when I’m with you.”
Perfect for: neat freaks, people who aren’t picky about how bodily fluids are managed in the bedroom
The physical version of this card is fully uncensored. Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality A6 cardstock and shipped with a gold envelope.
She just made the bed. You’re not even going to feel bad about messing it up.
This card is available in two options: blank on the inside, or with a message reading “I can’t help but make a mess when I’m with you.”
Perfect for: neat freaks, people who aren’t picky about how bodily fluids are managed in the bedroom
The physical version of this card is fully uncensored. Our greeting cards are printed on high-quality A6 cardstock and shipped with a gold envelope.